Every drug on the shelf comes with a sentence, and the sentence is always true. The rest of the sentence got left in the car.
"A statin lowers your risk of a heart attack by a third."
A third of three. Take it for three years with 99 other people and one of you is spared. The rest get thighs that ache on the stairs, a memory that mislays names, and one in 250 of you leaves with diabetes and a second prescription.
"An antidepressant is clinically proven to treat depression."
By about 2 points on a 52-point scale, which is below the regulator's own line for noticeable. It takes your sex drive, adds a stone, and gives you electric shocks behind the eyes the week you try to stop. So you don't.
"The weight-loss jab takes off 15% of your body weight."
It does. Nearly half of it is muscle. The face goes first, then the appetite, then the gallbladder in a few. Stop the needle and two-thirds of the fat is back inside a year. The muscle stays gone.
"The osteoporosis tablet halves your risk of a hip fracture."
From 2 in 100 to 1 in 100 over three years, and only if you had already broken something. Taken bolt upright for half an hour so it does not burn your throat. Every so often a thigh bone, never allowed to rebuild, snaps on a flat pavement.
"Lowering your blood pressure further protects your heart."
Two fewer events per 100 people over three years. In exchange, fainting at the sink, falls on the landing and kidneys quietly damaged, all to push an 80-year-old down to a number worked out on people half his age.
"A daily aspirin protects your heart."
One heart attack prevented for every serious bleed caused. The company calls that protection. The man on the ward with the bleed has a shorter word for it.
Not one sentence in quotes above is false. Not one of them was the whole sentence.
Mike
"A statin lowers your risk of a heart attack by a third."
A third of three. Take it for three years with 99 other people and one of you is spared. The rest get thighs that ache on the stairs, a memory that mislays names, and one in 250 of you leaves with diabetes and a second prescription.
"An antidepressant is clinically proven to treat depression."
By about 2 points on a 52-point scale, which is below the regulator's own line for noticeable. It takes your sex drive, adds a stone, and gives you electric shocks behind the eyes the week you try to stop. So you don't.
"The weight-loss jab takes off 15% of your body weight."
It does. Nearly half of it is muscle. The face goes first, then the appetite, then the gallbladder in a few. Stop the needle and two-thirds of the fat is back inside a year. The muscle stays gone.
"The osteoporosis tablet halves your risk of a hip fracture."
From 2 in 100 to 1 in 100 over three years, and only if you had already broken something. Taken bolt upright for half an hour so it does not burn your throat. Every so often a thigh bone, never allowed to rebuild, snaps on a flat pavement.
"Lowering your blood pressure further protects your heart."
Two fewer events per 100 people over three years. In exchange, fainting at the sink, falls on the landing and kidneys quietly damaged, all to push an 80-year-old down to a number worked out on people half his age.
"A daily aspirin protects your heart."
One heart attack prevented for every serious bleed caused. The company calls that protection. The man on the ward with the bleed has a shorter word for it.
Not one sentence in quotes above is false. Not one of them was the whole sentence.
Mike
