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- Onderwerp starter Medusa
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Interessant dat alcohol oxalaten oplost en voorkomt dat ze kristalliseren. Waren die uitspattingen van mij uit het verleden toch ergens goed voor! 
Mike
Mike
"How have you got any energy if you haven't had breakfast?"
I've got about two months of fuel strapped round my middle. I'm just using a bit of it.
"I thought fat was hard to get at."
It is if you keep posting sugar through the letterbox every three hours. The body never has to go to the tank, so it forgets where the tank is.
"So you just don't eat at all?"
Not until I'm hungry. About one, two o'clock. Then I eat like it's about to be discontinued.
"Don't you get shaky?"
No. Shaky is what happens when you've had a bowl of cereal at seven and you're coming down off it by ten. I never went up, so there's nothing to come down from.
"What about your metabolism, though?"
It's a body, not a boiler. It doesn't go out because you missed the toast.
"It just sounds a bit disordered, if I'm honest."
You eat six times a day, you've got a biscuit drawer, there are cereal bars in your glovebox, and you panic if the eleven o'clock snack is late. Which one of us sounds like he's on a drip?
"My dietician says breakfast is the most important meal of the day."
Your dietician's quoting a cereal advert from 1917. I'm quoting a lion. The lion skipped breakfast and ate the dietician.
Mike
I've got about two months of fuel strapped round my middle. I'm just using a bit of it.
"I thought fat was hard to get at."
It is if you keep posting sugar through the letterbox every three hours. The body never has to go to the tank, so it forgets where the tank is.
"So you just don't eat at all?"
Not until I'm hungry. About one, two o'clock. Then I eat like it's about to be discontinued.
"Don't you get shaky?"
No. Shaky is what happens when you've had a bowl of cereal at seven and you're coming down off it by ten. I never went up, so there's nothing to come down from.
"What about your metabolism, though?"
It's a body, not a boiler. It doesn't go out because you missed the toast.
"It just sounds a bit disordered, if I'm honest."
You eat six times a day, you've got a biscuit drawer, there are cereal bars in your glovebox, and you panic if the eleven o'clock snack is late. Which one of us sounds like he's on a drip?
"My dietician says breakfast is the most important meal of the day."
Your dietician's quoting a cereal advert from 1917. I'm quoting a lion. The lion skipped breakfast and ate the dietician.
Mike
The supermarket chicken is 42 days old, and it's had a hard 6 weeks.
Chicken:
- 6 weeks in a shed, 19 to the square metre
- 2.5kg, legs buckling under its own breast
- Over a quarter walk badly by catching day
- Fed soy and maize, never a blade of grass
- Fat about 5x higher in omega-6
- Breast tastes of whatever you marinated it in
- Needs a sauce, a rub and a sprinkle of creatine
Mutton:
- 5 years on a hill, in all weathers
- Walked for every mouthful
- Made its own fat from grass
- Gram for gram, about 4x the iron, 5x the zinc, 10x the B12
- Fat that stays solid in the pan and crisp on the plate
- Tastes of the hill it grew on, with salt
- Needs nothing but an oven and time
Only one is on the dietician's list, and it's the one that struggles to walk.
Mike
Chicken:
- 6 weeks in a shed, 19 to the square metre
- 2.5kg, legs buckling under its own breast
- Over a quarter walk badly by catching day
- Fed soy and maize, never a blade of grass
- Fat about 5x higher in omega-6
- Breast tastes of whatever you marinated it in
- Needs a sauce, a rub and a sprinkle of creatine
Mutton:
- 5 years on a hill, in all weathers
- Walked for every mouthful
- Made its own fat from grass
- Gram for gram, about 4x the iron, 5x the zinc, 10x the B12
- Fat that stays solid in the pan and crisp on the plate
- Tastes of the hill it grew on, with salt
- Needs nothing but an oven and time
Only one is on the dietician's list, and it's the one that struggles to walk.
Mike
1908: a Smithsonian doctor examines around 2,000 Native Americans still living on game and finds exactly two cases of cancer, in a population where a modern doctor would expect hundreds.
1913: a missionary doctor arrives in Gabon, examines thousands of patients a year living on fish and game, and reports he could not find a single case of cancer.
1920s: a doctor working among Labrador's Inuit on seal, fish and caribou sees no cancer, no appendicitis and no heart disease in a decade, and then watches all three arrive with the trading post.
1935: the first cancer in a Canadian Inuit population is recorded at that post, within a generation of the shop opening.
1964: a cardiologist tests 400 Masai warriors on milk, blood and meat and cannot find a single heart attack, in men eating more saturated fat than anyone in America.
1990: a Swedish doctor examines every adult on the island of Kitava and finds not one stroke, not one heart attack and not one case of diabetes among 2,300 people who have never opened a packet.
2026: half of British people born after 1960 will get cancer, and heart disease kills more people than anything else on earth.
The diseases we're told are the price of living longer were so rare in people living on the animal that doctors crossed oceans to confirm it, and came back with the same empty notebook every time.
Each of them was told it was a coincidence, and each of those populations was then given the shop.
Nobody has ever had to ship cancer to a people. A sack of flour and a drum of seed oil are lighter, and between them they do the job.
Mike
1913: a missionary doctor arrives in Gabon, examines thousands of patients a year living on fish and game, and reports he could not find a single case of cancer.
1920s: a doctor working among Labrador's Inuit on seal, fish and caribou sees no cancer, no appendicitis and no heart disease in a decade, and then watches all three arrive with the trading post.
1935: the first cancer in a Canadian Inuit population is recorded at that post, within a generation of the shop opening.
1964: a cardiologist tests 400 Masai warriors on milk, blood and meat and cannot find a single heart attack, in men eating more saturated fat than anyone in America.
1990: a Swedish doctor examines every adult on the island of Kitava and finds not one stroke, not one heart attack and not one case of diabetes among 2,300 people who have never opened a packet.
2026: half of British people born after 1960 will get cancer, and heart disease kills more people than anything else on earth.
The diseases we're told are the price of living longer were so rare in people living on the animal that doctors crossed oceans to confirm it, and came back with the same empty notebook every time.
Each of them was told it was a coincidence, and each of those populations was then given the shop.
Nobody has ever had to ship cancer to a people. A sack of flour and a drum of seed oil are lighter, and between them they do the job.
Mike
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