“Ukraine is winning!” — we keep hearing from Western keyboard warriors and Ukrainian turbo-patriots bravely fighting Putin from their sofas in Berlin and Warsaw.
Meanwhile, back in Kyiv, ordinary residents are already "celebrating" the glorious approach of victory by spending hours a day without electricity.
Today, the metro ground to a halt on all three lines.
Buses not running? No problem! Walking everywhere is excellent cardio. Who needs public transport when you can build character?
People are washing themselves in buckets and basins — a charming return to medieval hygiene.
And mind you, it's still over 20°C outside. Winter hasn't even started. The real Victory Survival Challenge is yet to come!
Meanwhile, their genius of a mayor tells people to leave the city. Brilliant advice! As if every ordinary Kyiv resident has a spare villa in Spain and a luxury apartment in Dubai waiting for them.
As if ordinary Ukrainians spent all these years getting rich off Western aid like all of Zelensky's buddies.
So, what's next on the glorious Roadmap to Victory™?
Pooping into buckets and dumping the contents into the Dnipro?
Mike
Meanwhile, back in Kyiv, ordinary residents are already "celebrating" the glorious approach of victory by spending hours a day without electricity.
Today, the metro ground to a halt on all three lines.
Buses not running? No problem! Walking everywhere is excellent cardio. Who needs public transport when you can build character?
People are washing themselves in buckets and basins — a charming return to medieval hygiene.
And mind you, it's still over 20°C outside. Winter hasn't even started. The real Victory Survival Challenge is yet to come!
Meanwhile, their genius of a mayor tells people to leave the city. Brilliant advice! As if every ordinary Kyiv resident has a spare villa in Spain and a luxury apartment in Dubai waiting for them.
As if ordinary Ukrainians spent all these years getting rich off Western aid like all of Zelensky's buddies.
So, what's next on the glorious Roadmap to Victory™?
Pooping into buckets and dumping the contents into the Dnipro?
Mike
