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False flags en andere geheime operaties
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A jet falls 14,000 feet in 29 seconds, fast enough that nobody is walking the aisle, and then a plumber who learned to fly from television is credited with defying both the laws of physics and of cockpit security enters the flight deck mid descent, wrestles with the copilot and pulls the flight out of the dive somehow miraculously without snapping the plane in two (a near impossibility even for an experienced pilot).
Then the flight’s spare set of pilots (who knew flights had those, right?) took over the flight deck from this Super Mario and would then fly the plane to Tabuk in KSA and land it safely.
No spilled water cups, no mess or damage to the cabin, no oxygen masks falling from the ceiling. In fact, passengers film themselves, and others in confusion as to what’s actually happening.
But, the thing is, 7 minutes after the dive, the general emergency code 7700 goes out, (notifying ground control that, among other things the crew have lost the ability to control the flight) even though by this point the Israeli “Jason Statham” has already recovered the flight trajectory from certain death and gained control of the flight deck.
Another 7 minutes after this the 7500 code goes out, notifying air traffic control that the aircraft is under unlawful interference, or someone is forcing, or trying to force, a change in the flight who is not entitled to control it.
But by that time the spare pilots have control of the aircraft and are supposedly en route to Tabuk.
By bedtime the official narrative is that Israel has a foiled 9/11, and an Israeli hero (an ordinary plumber in a blood-stained shirt - and socks strangely enough) is being hugged on Israeli national TV by none other than Benjamin Netanyahu - the very man who, less than 48 hours prior had warned Israelis to expect a 9/11 style terrorist attack on its soil.
Meanwhile the states holding the fight recorders are still calling it an altercation, and have sent both the pilot and copilot back to Dubai for medical treatment and debriefing - neither has been placed under arrest.
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Then the flight’s spare set of pilots (who knew flights had those, right?) took over the flight deck from this Super Mario and would then fly the plane to Tabuk in KSA and land it safely.
No spilled water cups, no mess or damage to the cabin, no oxygen masks falling from the ceiling. In fact, passengers film themselves, and others in confusion as to what’s actually happening.
But, the thing is, 7 minutes after the dive, the general emergency code 7700 goes out, (notifying ground control that, among other things the crew have lost the ability to control the flight) even though by this point the Israeli “Jason Statham” has already recovered the flight trajectory from certain death and gained control of the flight deck.
Another 7 minutes after this the 7500 code goes out, notifying air traffic control that the aircraft is under unlawful interference, or someone is forcing, or trying to force, a change in the flight who is not entitled to control it.
But by that time the spare pilots have control of the aircraft and are supposedly en route to Tabuk.
By bedtime the official narrative is that Israel has a foiled 9/11, and an Israeli hero (an ordinary plumber in a blood-stained shirt - and socks strangely enough) is being hugged on Israeli national TV by none other than Benjamin Netanyahu - the very man who, less than 48 hours prior had warned Israelis to expect a 9/11 style terrorist attack on its soil.
Meanwhile the states holding the fight recorders are still calling it an altercation, and have sent both the pilot and copilot back to Dubai for medical treatment and debriefing - neither has been placed under arrest.
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Netanyahu Turns FlyDubai Incident Into An “Islamist” Attack
Netanyahu now claims a “small Islamist cell” was behind the incident and compares it to 9/11.
But we STILL don’t publicly know the attacker’s motive, whether he was Muslim, or whether any “cell” actually existed.
The narrative is moving faster than the evidence.
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Netanyahu now claims a “small Islamist cell” was behind the incident and compares it to 9/11.
But we STILL don’t publicly know the attacker’s motive, whether he was Muslim, or whether any “cell” actually existed.
The narrative is moving faster than the evidence.
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You’ve gotta admire Bibi Netanyahu. Every time he’s in trouble, he comes up with something atrocious to get him off the hook. You’ll be pleasantly surprised to hear that his latest devious plot didn’t even involve killing anyone. Yes, you read that right!
With just four weeks until election day, Bibi stared into his crystal ball and predicted that a major attack was coming. You’ll never guess what happened the next day: one of Israel’s mortal enemies hijacked an airliner to help boost him in the polls. Isn’t it lovely when Muslims and Jews put aside their differences to work together?
Now I apologise if I get anything wrong here because the story is changing every five seconds, but the latest one goes something like this:
An Israeli was going to the toilet on the plane when he heard a fight in the cockpit. He notified the staff, but unfortunately the plane started falling out of the sky. Ordinary people would cry their eyes out, but Israelis are not normal people. Half of the passengers whipped out their phones and started filming while they were in freefall. Their faith is so strong that they knew they weren’t gonna die.
The reinforced cockpit door mysteriously opened and a bunch of air hostesses stormed the cockpit. They bravely took down the hijacker co-pilot who was armed with an axe. Most air hostesses would be useless in this situation, but the Israeli air hostesses took this fucker down without taking a scratch. They’re all basically GI Jane.
The captain had been hacked with the axe, but he was still breathing because he’s also super hard. Naturally, they sat him in a chair and wiped him down. That’s the correct medical procedure for someone who’s been hacked multiple times with an axe.
While all this was going on, a heroic plumber took control of the joystick and stabilised the plane, using skills that he learnt from watching Air Crash Investigation. He was so confident in his skills that he was ready to fly all the way to someone else’s home, but thankfully he didn’t need to.
A couple of passengers suddenly remembered they are off-duty pilots and kindly took control of the plane. It safely landed in Saudi Arabia and everyone cheered, but then they groaned when they realised they were in Saudi Arabia. Thankfully, they’re back in the promised land now. The first thing they wanted to do when they stepped off then plane was hug Netanyahu in front of cameras.
The Israeli prime minister was so ready for this moment that he instantly knew the hijacker was a jihadist trained in Iran. He announced this important detail, expecting the world to celebrate the heroes who staved off another 9/11. Unfortunately, no one believed him and the whole internet kept saying “false flag” so he’s now backed away from the Iran claims.
Personally, I’m disgusted that people are accusing Israel of another false flag, just because that’s what it’s done again. Just know that those antisemites don’t matter. What’s important is that Bibi’s ratings went up by six points, increasing the likelihood that he’ll avoid jail for letting October 7 happen.
Mike
With just four weeks until election day, Bibi stared into his crystal ball and predicted that a major attack was coming. You’ll never guess what happened the next day: one of Israel’s mortal enemies hijacked an airliner to help boost him in the polls. Isn’t it lovely when Muslims and Jews put aside their differences to work together?
Now I apologise if I get anything wrong here because the story is changing every five seconds, but the latest one goes something like this:
An Israeli was going to the toilet on the plane when he heard a fight in the cockpit. He notified the staff, but unfortunately the plane started falling out of the sky. Ordinary people would cry their eyes out, but Israelis are not normal people. Half of the passengers whipped out their phones and started filming while they were in freefall. Their faith is so strong that they knew they weren’t gonna die.
The reinforced cockpit door mysteriously opened and a bunch of air hostesses stormed the cockpit. They bravely took down the hijacker co-pilot who was armed with an axe. Most air hostesses would be useless in this situation, but the Israeli air hostesses took this fucker down without taking a scratch. They’re all basically GI Jane.
The captain had been hacked with the axe, but he was still breathing because he’s also super hard. Naturally, they sat him in a chair and wiped him down. That’s the correct medical procedure for someone who’s been hacked multiple times with an axe.
While all this was going on, a heroic plumber took control of the joystick and stabilised the plane, using skills that he learnt from watching Air Crash Investigation. He was so confident in his skills that he was ready to fly all the way to someone else’s home, but thankfully he didn’t need to.
A couple of passengers suddenly remembered they are off-duty pilots and kindly took control of the plane. It safely landed in Saudi Arabia and everyone cheered, but then they groaned when they realised they were in Saudi Arabia. Thankfully, they’re back in the promised land now. The first thing they wanted to do when they stepped off then plane was hug Netanyahu in front of cameras.
The Israeli prime minister was so ready for this moment that he instantly knew the hijacker was a jihadist trained in Iran. He announced this important detail, expecting the world to celebrate the heroes who staved off another 9/11. Unfortunately, no one believed him and the whole internet kept saying “false flag” so he’s now backed away from the Iran claims.
Personally, I’m disgusted that people are accusing Israel of another false flag, just because that’s what it’s done again. Just know that those antisemites don’t matter. What’s important is that Bibi’s ratings went up by six points, increasing the likelihood that he’ll avoid jail for letting October 7 happen.
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