Them: “Mr. President, we globalists have been trying to lie to people and shame them for decades into giving up red meat. Nothing is working. It’s too nutritious and delicious.”
Trump: “Okay, I’ll tell them I’m importing mystery meat from some unknown country. They’ll assume it’s ground up people and horses and dogs. They’ll give up meat entirely and wipe out the entire beef industry overnight.”
Mike
Trump: “Okay, I’ll tell them I’m importing mystery meat from some unknown country. They’ll assume it’s ground up people and horses and dogs. They’ll give up meat entirely and wipe out the entire beef industry overnight.”
Mike
